Adam Petaccia (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mighmos) wrote,@ 2005-08-23 21:49:00 |
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| Entry tags: | conversations |
Oh, the conversations on campus
So I'm talking w/ this guy I met up here (Greg) online, and well, here how it goes:
Adam: Do you facebook?
Greg: No, I don't facefuck.
Adam: Buttsex?
Greg: Ass lick!
Now, we've basically gone through that like seven times just to bring the time to "a quarter past awkward" on several occasions, often when people are eating. But its part of the bonding process. I figure why can't we resolve other situations like this:
George Bush: Do you have weapons of mass destruction?
Saddam: No, I don't have weapons of ass destruction!
George Bush: Buttsex?
Saddam: Ass lick!
Problem solved!
